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Oh Em Gee. i FINALLY FOUND JASOM MRAZ yo Mr. A to Z ya rockin fabulous's BLOG. Over at my Friends Blog page. Samantha. Anyway. Just click.

HAHAHa i COULDNT STOP ROARING LAUGHTER his Blogs SO DAMN FUNNY.
Neway Mraz i LAFFFFFFF yer Toilet Tissue Tips:

Toilet Tissue Tips:
- Start small. Challenge yourself to use only 8 squares in your session. We’ve all been in that place where it’s close to the cardboard roll and you have to be MacGuyver to make a clean get-away. This will force you to get creative while taking good care of each square.

- Use both sides. I mean that. I bet some people are afraid to look at or get close to their own skid-marks. But I say it’s better to know how your body’s handling the business of your health. Fold the paper again and again using a clean angle from the very same square. There’s a lot of real estate wasted on each sheet when you only wipe once.

- Should you find the paper too thin and become the victim of too many breakthroughs, try using a stronger material as a backing. This worked when I was camping. The paper wasn’t holding up in the dampness of camp, so I used a leaf to give the paper more strength from behind. Plus the leaf was textured, which handled the job with far more efficiency than just the paper by itself.

Forgive me for being anal about this. I just thought I’d share the news and suggest an eco-friendly solution to one of nature’s biggest pains in the ass.

It doesn't sound THAT anal to me. IT'S ABSOLUTELY VULGAR IN AN EFFING FUNNY WAY. good job.
Pura Vida!
Man and Boys.